17: You Have Reached the Voicemail of Cabin 44C Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. Are you even sure you’re dialing the right cabin?More
16: Somebody’s Prize Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in?More
14: Hunter Hartley, Hunter Hartley This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends.More
13: O.V.E.R. Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place. More
12: Clearance When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale.More
9: Trailhead The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.More
8: Limited Hangout Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.More
7: The Mechanification of Theory: A Plausible Methodology for Retrocausal Informatics A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.More
6: ONCE.wav Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?More
5: Takesies Backsies Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.More
4: Selfishness, Plain and Simple Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.More
3: It’s Just A Pig Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!More
2: Reverse Phantom Pain I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.More
1: Participant Observation Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?More