Short tails are in this season.More

You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it’s your weight, age, or anything else, if you can’t accept yourself as you are, you’ll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.More

An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you’ll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.More

Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you’re determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don’t get too excited, Lieutenant, because it’s time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people’s help to get them done.More

If you’re in a debate, don’t back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You’ll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it’s needed to control the situation.More

Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that’s all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.More

Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You’ll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you’re open to possibilities.More

This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!More

I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.More

I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.More