Everything must go.More

Let Crystal Ty melt all of your cares away, whether you are in the compound or somewhere else.More

War is coming.More

Cats shouldn’t be in bags, anyway. It’s inhumane.More

This isn’t the end of the world. Although if the world does end and you’re left in storage then you will literally be here for eternity.More

Nancy Drew doesn’t have a gun, but maybe she should.More

Who is this guy? Ugh, I hope this meeting isn’t too long. It’s almost lunch.More

He was willing to throw some iterations of us into the meat grinder in the name of progress.More

And then I told him that I didn’t forgive him.More

Well, as you know, things are shaking up a little bit. More

Don’t do anything weaselly, Mike.More

Out of sight, out of mind, out of breath.More

What’s the point of keeping a gun on you if you aren’t going to protect us?More

By your logic, you were never you. You’ve defined yourself out of existence.More

Let’s get you out of the rain, champ.More

Everything.More

I was no longer spinning in the void.More

Mike Walters was back.More

You can handle a little blood and guts, can’t ya, Jam?More

See y’all at the barbeque.More

I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.More

Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.More

All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point.More

I kill insects every now and then… but only if they’re in the bathroom.More

All that matters in the end is who’s holding the gun.More

Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.More

me me stinky boiMore

Stay safe.More

SUMMARY Happy Easter Wednesday! CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Written by David Ault and Ben Rowe TRANSCRIPT Coming soon.More

Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.More

The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.More

Craving attention while staying over at August’s ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call… until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.More

Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August’s dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother’s spirit.More

Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing… for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?More

Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.More

[INTERMISSION XVII]More

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.

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[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.More

Mike and Michael work in Boris’s cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.More

In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January’s postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy.More

Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael’s new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own – and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don’t say anything.More

Marissa’s trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.More

The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person’s opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.More

Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait?More

Happy New Year! More

What if he does know something important? What if I do?More

Happy Holidays. More

This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?More

…Did I say something wrong?More