This isn’t the end of the world. Although if the world does end and you’re left in storage then you will literally be here for eternity.More

Nancy Drew doesn’t have a gun, but maybe she should.More

Who is this guy? Ugh, I hope this meeting isn’t too long. It’s almost lunch.More

He was willing to throw some iterations of us into the meat grinder in the name of progress.More

And then I told him that I didn’t forgive him.More

Well, as you know, things are shaking up a little bit. More

Don’t do anything weaselly, Mike.More

Out of sight, out of mind, out of breath.More

What’s the point of keeping a gun on you if you aren’t going to protect us?More

By your logic, you were never you. You’ve defined yourself out of existence.More